DEAD CRAWL × DEAD EYES × PETRIFIED
The zombie that crawls your porch. The eyes that watch from your car. The bug that wears your cat. Your street will never be the same.
DEAD CRAWL
It crawls. They scream. You laugh.
The remote-controlled zombie that drags itself across any surface — porches, hallways, driveways. Hit the button and watch your neighbors lose their minds.
- Battery powered — no wires, drop it anywhere
- Remote controlled — activate from across the yard
- LED eyes — glowing red that pierce the dark
- Sound activated — moans triggered by movement
- Indoor / outdoor — works on any flat surface
DEAD EYES
They're watching. And they never blink.
Solar-powered glowing faces that suction to any window — cars, houses, storefronts. The angular slit eyes and grinning teeth stare through the glass like something alive is trapped inside.
- Solar powered — charges by day, glows all night
- Suction cup mount — sticks to any glass in seconds
- Weather resistant — rain, wind, cold — it doesn't care
- 3 colors — Red, Green, and Blue
- Car windows, house windows, sliding doors
PETRIFIED
The cutest little pest. Turn your cat into a cockroach.
A soft antennae hood, a matte back wing, and little bug legs — adorable enough for the photo dump, creepy enough to send the delivery driver running. Slips on soft, comes off easy.
- Soft, lightweight fabric — comfy to wear
- Tan antennae hood with upright antennae
- Flat matte-brown back wing
- Soft spindly extra bug legs
- One size fits most cats — adjustable fit
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Real Buyers. Real Screams.
"Put it on the porch. First kid screamed so loud his mom came running. Best $80 I've ever spent."
"Stuck three in my car windows. A woman walking past literally screamed and dropped her groceries. I watched the whole thing from my apartment."
"Put it on my cat and the delivery driver would NOT come up the steps. My whole street is scared of my cat now. Worth it."
"UPS guy dropped the package and literally ran. I watched the whole thing on Ring. This thing pays for itself in laughs."
"Solar powered is the move. Set it and forget it. Every night my car looks haunted and I don't have to do a single thing."
"Softer than I expected and he actually kept it on. The little antennae kill me. Best cat photos I've ever taken."
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Questions?
Yes. Hit the remote and it drags itself across any flat surface — hardwood, concrete, tile, carpet. The crawling motion is realistic and unsettling.
No. Dead Eyes are solar powered. They charge during the day and glow automatically at night. No batteries, no cords, no charging. Set it and forget it.
It's one-size-fits-most with an adjustable fit for the average house cat. It's soft, lightweight fabric they can move in — introduce it slowly and reward with treats.
Absolutely. The suction cups stick to any glass surface — car windows, windshields, house windows, sliding doors, storefronts. Stick them on from the inside, and the creepy glow faces outward.
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